Size is no longer the ultimate measure of manliness.
I’ve discovered a fool-proof way of determining how much of a man you’ve got on your hands.
Next time you step into his place, count the number of remotes he owns.
The more remotes, the more of a man he’s likely to be.
There’s one for the television, one for the DVD player, one for the surround sound system, one for the Xbox, one for the (insert name of a second game console of choice. Good bets are Wii or PS3).
There’s also probably at least one lying around from something he used to own but got rid of a year ago, and another with a use that befuddles even him. He probably keeps it with all the useful ones to give himself a manlier appearance.
And that’s the point, I think. You come over and, while he’s getting you a beer, try to accomplish the simple task of watching television.
Next thing you know, you’re rendered helpless by his entourage of controllers and calling his name for assistance.
That’s when he sweeps in to the rescue – double fisting remotes and clicking buttons here and there as you watch in admiration at his technological savvy.
I think real men take pride in their confusing system of controllers and the fact that only they can utilize them with any success. I, on the other hand, end up throwing one of the many remotes across the room in frustration.
Ultimately, if you can figure out how to turn on his TV set, change the component to satellite, change the channel and adjust the volume – all on your own – consider it an assessment, not of your smarts, but of his manliness.
Because real men never cease to confuse you – even when it comes to their appliances. That’s the way it was meant to be.
September 23, 2007
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Hurry up and write another entry! I have to admit, I like reading your blog.
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